funny msg for today!
老师问学生:人生自古谁无死。。。 你接下一句
学生答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸
老师很生气,叫学生罚站。
隔年,老师又问回同样的问题。
这时学生聪明了
他答:人生自古谁无屎,谁能大便不用纸。诺君不用卫生纸,除非你是用手指。
老师很火大,又叫学生罚站!这时,老师看见窗外下着雪,就遗憾地说:上天下雪不下雨,雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦,为何当初不下雨。。
学生又回覆老师:老师食饭不食屎,饭到肚时变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦,为何当初不食屎。。
就这样,老师当场晕倒:DDD
nice rite this msg??
hahah! i think its soo cool cann (:
lols had a v stressful day today
but was funn(:
finally my team
nice!:D
lols chat w my team, adriel, irene today!
hahah! irene damn funny cann lols!!
okays shall not say much :D
and the HIGHLIGHT of today!
is tat i ...
BROKE...
MY....
NAILS!! omg))):
soo sad cann!!
and soo damn painful!
wth )): hurhur*cries.
and bert n fathil still say i ORBI!
wth cold hearted sia )):
hurrrss.
and finally the "thing" is over :DD
pheww (:
okays everyone stay happy okays :DD
don like tat (:
anw just wanna say
i________________________________h
a call a day, keeps the doctor away(:
well okays tat for today!
hope everyday is like today :D
lovees. '
it hurts'ouch
bb ppl
take cares
updated:xiangsLabels: brokenheart.maybe?, brokennail
5:44 PM